You know how some people think everything the CIA does is to create this world order under US hegemony, destroying regimes and economies willy-nilly, while spiriting away innocent dissidents on the behest of sympathetic and docile-to-American-power totalitarian regimes?

Well, apparently even the CIA takes their Sundays off.  And what do they do to relax?  Why, rape the wogs, of course!

The opening paragraph at ABC News:

“The CIA’s station chief at its sensitive post in Algeria is under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department for allegedly raping at least two Muslim women who claim he laced their drinks with a knock-out drug, U.S. law enforcement sources tell ABC News.”

Although the article/blogpost (?) is replete with typos, it’s definitely a good read.  Let’s see what slap-on-the-hand treatment this American civil servant receives for his globetrotting date-rape video-making.  Let’s see if they lighten his sentence in light of his achievements fighting the Global War on Terror.

Full disclosure of my massive prejudices:  The second I opened that page and saw Andrew Warren’s picture, I thought “date rapist”.  Really, I don’t know what it is exactly, but Andrew Warren looks like the dictionary definition of a date rapist to me.  The shaved-head jock stuffed in a suit look, with the shit eating grin?  I’m not sure what it is exactly.  He’s like a Botticelli.  I don’t know why I love the look of The Birth of Venus exactly, but something about it is supremely beautiful.  And I don’t know why Andrew Warren looks like such a rapist to me exactly, but just looking at him makes me 100% convinced that he absolutely raped those two women.  And that he has probably been drugging and raping women all his life.  Honestly.  I’m not sure why I feel that way.

… and the cow goes moo

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